13 June 2009

Once Upon a Time

Long long ago in the Mouthshut land there lived a princess pussycat called Coolwater who was wooed ardently by the prince owl Veekey. He fought a mighty demon called Faisal to win a ring for her and soon, in a public ceremony they were engaged.



Coolwater was radiant and ecstatic.



So was he.



She was busy planning the wedding.

The dress.



Her Guests.



His Guests.




AND WHILE POOR PUSSYCAT WAS DREAMING OF HAPPILY EVER AFTER.




SHE FOUND OUT HE WAS SEEING OTHER PEOPLE !



SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY

47 comments:

  1. I am with you! (gifting me how many books?) lets kill the two timing bugger! Come on lets go Goa to kill him :D

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  2. oh, broke ur little heart did he? let's team up! who's crossing ur line btw?

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  3. Smee - Chalo .. I am fed up of his false promises !

    BB - Its Veekey ! Hes really nasty.

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  4. ha ha ha - I sense a negative vibe here.... :P

    PS: can I be the spikey unicorn in ur guest list? :D

    guess what - the word I got for verification is cooti.... that sounds so much like cooties :P

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  5. work veritication murdabad... murdabad! murdabad!

    word verification hatao! hume word verification nahi chaiye!

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  6. Spike - i have a feeling the wedding is off. Anyhow you are welcome to be the unicorn. I am glad you chose the bride's side.

    Word verification? On my blog? I will remove it !

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  7. ha ha - the bride's side had fewer choices, but the variety was more... besides, doesn't the bride's side have the bridesmaids too ;-)

    lumse sounds like dil-se, but its not a word! The verification gotta go!

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  8. Or better, when he is in town bole to Mumbai then we will get rid of him what say? Am also irritated with him so best time to...;-)

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  9. Hum, stop eyeing my bridesmaids Bipasha billi, Priyanka pussycat, Kat-Rina and Kalki the kitten.

    Have thoda patience, abhi word verification theek karti hoon.

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  10. OK Smita - tumko Vee ka naam ka 4 peti me supari diya. Agar fail ho to muh mat dikhana - cynide khane ka !

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  11. yaar, yeh Kalki kaun hai? pehechaan mein nahi aayi...

    ha ha ha - supari bhi kisko diya! Smita ko? Woh toh train pakadne ke bahane vee ko chhod degi... lolz!

    This time word ws better - ingurove

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  12. 2nd lead in Dev D, Kalki Koechlin, the girl who plays Paro.

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  13. Challenge accepted. I have a huge list of grievances myself chodoongi nahin bugger ko ;-)

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  14. haan lets sms him.. Your Ass Is Grass !

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  15. oh i know its Veekey.. but who has made your position wek now? hehe

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  16. All I will say for now is: M back and I will reply to each of you soon and defend myself [a futile effort you might presume ;)], but I shall see to it...:)

    P.S. My ass was not all that grass afterall...it was burning furnace...thans to sticky trousers :)

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  17. BB, one cant take names where ladies are concerned. But for a hint you can read EISI's first comment. :)

    Vee - watch out dude !

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  18. I bring the owl back safetly and place his claw on the paw...

    All urs :D

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  19. Do I have a say or not?

    Anyways, I believe in big families.. Lets all live happily together..

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  20. Why Naat???.. Profit is all mine.. ;) My all good deeds are paying off now

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  21. sab ki sab pocket money maangegi to kya karoge?

    good deed bad karma ban jayegi.

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  22. Hey Raam!!!

    My Kaans are burning!!!

    I hide my face...

    And run away!!!!

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  23. bas itni jaldi ghabra gayi? tumko to supari dee hai..

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  24. Arrey aap logon ki baaton se ghabrain hain...

    Supari to humar paas hai awan do Vee babu ko...2 ka paanch na kiya to humra naam bhi Samita naahin!

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  25. Arrey, don worry. I will manage.. Afterall achhi khaasi surat di hai bhagwan ne.. paise toh kamaye hi jaa sakte hain... know wot I meant...;)?

    Smita, go have milk and sleep.. Kids are not allowed in this section...lol

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  26. aise thodin, unke peechoo jao .. koi bakra thodin sikari ke paas awat hai

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  27. Aisa kya?? To tum hat lo patli gali se nahin to tumko chodenge nahin!!!

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  28. Owl jee , kya plan hain aapke.. poora zoo ikatha karna hai?

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  29. Ava, Vee bakra nahin hai na!!!

    U to be pendi ka lota hai kahin bhi jawat hai :D

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  30. New Age Lota.. Jahan raah mili, wahin ludhak liye.. fayda hai I tell ya..

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  31. sahi bola behna.. ee mard log bade besaram hove hain

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  32. Vee bhai!!! Sambhal ke raho!!! Ludak ludak ke ludak na jao :D

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  33. darr ke bhag gaya ! keh raha tha bhook lagi hai, snacks khane jaa raha hoon ... hahahaha

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  34. very cute. the owl and the pussy cat- neat idea. :)

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  35. Thanks Y - am quite proud of this .. hehe!

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  36. Is that the real Faisal from Mouthshut? :p

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  37. oh no dahling... its a fictional entity.

    Were you also on mouthshut?

    Sold any more holidays for Mahindra?

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  38. Faisal is the founder of Mouthshut: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faisal_Farooqui

    They say he's fundoo creative guy. And when was I selling Mahindra? We're only members. You talking abt tht post on Goa I guess.

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  39. All of us ex-MSians are very fond of Faisal. I am sure he is quite fundo. The way you put 2 and 2 together I thought you were on MS too.

    Yes I was talking about that post on Goa. Mahindra should pay you a commission for presenting their holiday so well :)

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  40. Or maybe a discount on the monthly EMIs henceforth :)

    I still do MS, but only when I have something to rant and bitch about. That's my dowloading hole.

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  41. Ha - Wishful thinking.

    Good Idea, pour your troubles down the throat of MS.

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  42. Lol, No conversation ends without a mention of MS n a certain 'fundoo' Faisal I guess. Lage Raho...

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  43. Kya faida romantic post likhne ka if faiso is going to steal all the thunder.

    meri mehnat went down the drain :(

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  44. Aise kaise.. Ur post was well received. No one, and not at least that good-for-nothing whacko faisal can still ur thunder... Mitti daalo us pe..

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